“No matter how sure you are that a friend will be there for you, it’s the greatest feeling when the time comes and there they are.”—
Robert Brault
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I'm Beth and I'm
a fucking idiot.
“No matter how sure you are that a friend will be there for you, it’s the greatest feeling when the time comes and there they are.”—
Robert Brault
Hanzo thinks everyone who listens to him is his therapist
Someone on the bus: [bumps into hanzo] oh sorry
Hanzo: no, I deserve it. You see, ten years ago, I committed a horrible crime,
Being up at 4-5 am is like loading in a level but the textures haven’t loaded all the way through yet.
i like this text post a lot because it’s a comparison between two extremely different styles of humor despite it, effectively, being the same joke
so if you can’t afford health insurance in america, you just die?
hahah yes
Therapy is a software update. Surgery is a hardware upgrade.
Hmmm nope don’t like that.
also u all know that the manic pixie dream girl trope is supposed 2 be a discussion about male wish fulfillment and misogyny in storytelling not a new way 2 ridicule girls right
Whenever I see Kylie Jenner I think about how fucked up life is. Like how much of a joke it is.
“Life is all memory, except for the one present moment that goes by you so quickly you hardly catch it going.”— Tennessee Williams
2019 isn’t going to be any different unless you actually put effort in to change it
“I love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret, between the shadow and the soul.”— Pablo Neruda, 100 Love Sonnets
(via goodreadss)
“i like your body. i like what it does, i like its hows.”— E.E. Cummings
“To tell someone not to be emotional is to tell them to be dead.”— Jeanette Winterson
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